Can You Get Your Shopping Done? – A Clickventure

It’s present time!

It’s almost Christmas, and you need to buy Christmas presents for your loved ones and some other acquaintances who you are obliged to buy gifts for even though you’d rather not. A Christmas present is an object that is given to someone to make them happy, but it has a time lock on it to prevent it being enjoyed before Christmas. This is what differeniates it from a normal present.

Are you ready to go on an adventure to get Christmas Presents?

Yes
No
I should check my Christmas People list

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Hell Yeah Let's Go Shopping

Yes! Let’s go exploring for Christmas gifts! How do you want to do this?

Go shopping
Use the internet
I should seriously check that list

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure List

“Christmas people to buy gifts for this year: parents, weird brother, Aunt Agatha, work friends, pet Vidya Lizard, office Secret Santa, cool crow on my street, Santa Claus”

Think what to buy for your parents
Think what to buy for your weird brother
Think what to buy for your Aunt Agatha
Think what to buy for your work friends
Think what to buy for your cool pet, Vidya Lizard
Think what to buy for your office secret santa
Think what to buy for the cool crow that lives on your street

Enough list reading! Let’s get some presents!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dead Computer

Huh. That’s weird. Must be the festive Christmas energy storms in the upper atmosphere again.

Looks like we’ll have to do this the old-fashioned way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure No

You’re a real piece of work, you know that? You clearly just hate Christmas and everyone around you. They get no presents from you this year, or ever, since they’ll probably be so upset that they flee the country. God, you’re awful.

Game over.

Start again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Parents

These are your Parents. They raised you from a tiny infant into the strapping adult that you currently are, so you should reward them with gifts. You know they like doilies, and you vaguely remember that they used to want you to bring a good report card home from school for once, so those are probably good gift ideas.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Weird Brother

This is your Weird Brother. He might look like he’s already got it all, but you know that there is a gaping hole in his soul that can only be filled by bucketloads of awesome ninja weapons. He loves ninja stuff and cannot get enough of it. He’d eat it if he could.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Aunt Agatha

This is your favourite aunt, Aunt Agatha. You don’t know a lot about her, just that she isn’t actually your aunt, and that she likes weights and milk. Weights sound heavy, so you should buy her some Christmas Milk.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Work Friends

These are your Work Friends. You feel like you should buy something for them. Since it’s Christmas, you’re shure they would like to be adorned with mistletoe and bells to celebrate, so let’s start there.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Vidya Lizard

This is your pet, Vidya Lizard. Vidya Lizard is crushingly impassive about most things, but you know he loves hardcore online video gaming and eating cockroaches. Since he knows that you can get an unlimited supply of cockroaches from under your fridge, you should probably try to get him something video-game related this Christmas.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Secret Santa

Oh, bollocks. You know you have to get an Office Secret Santa, but you immediately ate the piece of paper you were given with the person’s name on, to preserve the secret. But you preserved it too well, and now you can’t remember who you have to buy a present for. You’re pretty sure it was one of the Dans. Best just to pick one.

Guess Dan Djantson, the Connossieur of Pasta
Guess Dan Flyweather, the Violin Salesman
Guess Dan Mnemnenopolous, the Concrete Mixologist

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Cool Crow That Lives on Your Street

This is the Cool Crow that Lives on Your Street. He comes to chill with you by the bus stop in the morning, and always throws the best Cigar Parties. Some Roadhouse Cigars would be a good present for the Cool Crow, since you know he is cripplingly addicted to them.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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dansarath

Yeah, that’ll do. It could feasibly be him.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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dan-r1

Yeah, that’ll do. It could feasibly be him.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DanG

Yeah, that’ll do. It could feasibly be him.

Back to list
Let’s go shopping!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Map

Where do you want to go?

Go to the Mall
Go to the Docks
Go to Old Abernathy Farm
Go to Your Old School
Let’s have another look at that list
Don’t go anywhere, because you hate Christmas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mall

All right! It’s The Mall!

Go in to the mall.
Go somewhere else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Docks

You have arrived at The Docks. A docks is like a playpen, but instead of children frolicking, the playpen is full of ocean, with boats sitting on the top like ducks. The police recommend that you stop attempting to feed bread to the boats.

You spot some salty-looking dockworkers and some cool boats.

Talk to the salty dockworkers
Get on a boat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Abernathy Farm

You spot a sign that says “Old Abernathy Farm this way”, so that’s promising.

You know you have arrived when you reach a quaint little farm cottage, with large, ragged black turkeys perched on high points all around, staring down with raptorial interest. A cow in a Christmas hat chews grass happily, as Old Man Abernathy goes about his busy farm tasks, his arms absolutely overloaded with cool ninja stuff.

Talk to the turkeys.
Talk to the cow.
Talk to the farmer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Schoolhouse

It’s your Old School! It is a little bit more run down that you remember. There’s bound to be a good report card in here somewhere.

Go in.
Don’t go in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja

You are shocked when a blurred figure leaps from above, landing all cool like in front of you! It’s a mall ninja!

Talk to him
Fight him
Run like the chicken you are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja

“I’m the Mall Ninja!” he yells. “I defend the mall!”

Cool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja Ass Kick

He kicks your fool ass.

Talk to him
Demand a rematch!
Run like the chicken you are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja Ass Kicked Again

He kicks your fool ass again.

Talk to him
Demand a rematch!
Run like the chicken you are

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja

“I know, right?”

Do you have any awesome ninja stuff I could have for my weird brother?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja

“Alas, no! I’ve given up being a ninja for a simple, peaceful life of contentedly sipping on ice-cold bottles of milk. I traded all my cool ninja stuff to old man Abernathy for this delicious Christmas milk here.”

Go in the mall
Leave the mall
Wait, did you say delicious milk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mall

You made it into the mall. Where do you want to go?

Go talk to those nerds over there
Go in Mr. Bodazzle’s House of Wonder
Go in the Fancy Cigar Shoppe
Go talk to the mall ninja again
Peruse your Christmas Presents list
Leave The Mall

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Delicious Milk

“Why yes, I did say delicious milk!”

Can I have some?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Nerds

 

Hey Nerds. I need your report cards.
Hey Nerds. Do you know any cool facts about Christmas?
Back to The Mall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure House of Wonder

You pause at the threshold as a snake of fear shoots up your spine, making the hairs stand on end. This is it. Mr Bodazzle’s House of Wonder. You take a step through the great, imposing doors.

Slip on a bouncy ball.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Shoppe

You set foot in the Fancy Cigar Shoppe, as a live string quartet plays gentle chamber music and toffs float around, inspecting the most expensive of the wares and occasionally beckoning to their overburdened butlers.

Yikes. This place is so fancy.

The Cigar Robot approaches you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Delicious Milk

“Why yes! It is the bone strengthener and the only thing in the universe which can make a bowl of cereal a less cruel and sharp eating experience. Sipping on it makes my mind content.”

That’s nice. Can I please have some now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Nerds

“You want our A+ report cards? Answer us these nerd questions.”

OK
I do not have time for your games, nerds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure ball

You immediately slipped on a bouncy ball, and you’re pretty sure you broke your tailbone. As you stand up, you spot a unique opportunity.

Look around quickly and then seize your chance to pocket the bouncy ball.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Cigar Robot

“*sigh*. I am programmed to serve, but in your case I shall do so disdainfully. Try not to touch anything with your grubby poor hands. What is it you wanted?”

Ask for cigars
Ask for cigars in a snooty posh voice
Tell the robot you are the Earl of Ponseport and act outraged at its manners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja

“You may buy some, or if you defeat me in a fight, I will give some to you for free.”

Buy some and weep as the ninja pockets your precious money notes
Fight him, as you are a cheap-ass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Khanta Claus

“We know it was a Turkish invention, brought to mainland Europe by Genghis Khan, who is the man who ultimately became Santa Claus. Over time his habit of riding over the Earth and scorching it to ash became a habit of riding over the Earth and delivering presents to good little boys and girls. And that’s where Khanta Claus came from.”

Neat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure ball

It worked! The thrill of crime electrifies your body. You’ve never felt so alive. Then, as abruptly as it came, the thrill fades, and a deep shame envelops you, like a wet coat, bringing a tear to your eye.

Take the ball out of your pocket and put it back while making an ashamed face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Access Denied

“RIFFRAFF DETECTED. SERVICE DENIED”

Get booted out by the Ruffian Removers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Delicious Milk

Nice! You bought some milk. Aunt Agatha will down this in one and become even stronger.

Go in the mall.
Leave the mall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Nerds

“What is a Star War?

Why are armadillos?

Define ‘subtle.'”

It is a kind of battle fought in the void of space, they are because they just are, it means “unobtrusive” or “low-key.”
It is a very, very hot burrito sold in Guadalcanal, they are because they fear no God, it means “looping.”
“No” to all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mr. Bodazzle

Oh crap, here comes Mr. Bodazzle, the shop’s proprietor. He’s looking right at you.

Lose your nerve and run.
Hold your ground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Cigar Robot

“You may buy cigars and their accompanying doilies from me.”

“Shut up and take my money!”
“Suckle upon my brazen phallus, good sir, I shall do no such thing. I’m leaving in a huff.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure report card

“Fair enough. Just have the report cards anyway, we don’t need them. We learn for the thrill, not for hollow accolades.”

All right! You got a good report card to give to your parents this Christmas!

Thanks nerds!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Cigar Robot

“Gah! The Earl of Ponseport! Have these cigars and complementary doilies free of charge, Your Grace. Please, allow me to grovel as you leave.”

Sweet! Free stuff, and you sure taught that robot a lesson about judgement. That’s the cigars for the Cool Crow sorted out and the doilies for your parents. You are on a roll! Is that everything you needed?

Not yet! Back to The Mall.
Yes, let’s get it all wrapped up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Cigar Robot

Sweet! You got the cigars and doilies, and all it cost you was an outrageous amount of money! The Cool Crow and your Parents will be so happy. Do you need anything else from the list, or is that everything?

I need more stuff! Back to The Mall.
I’ve got everything, let’s get it all wrapped up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mr. Bodazzle

He stares without saying a word, like a long python, with arms, that can play the cello. You try to work out what it wants.

Ask him if he accepts money in exchange for fun in this place.
Lose your nerve and run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure report card

“Those were some solid answers to our intellectually stimulating exercise! Here, have these report cards as your reward. We’ll forge some more later.”

All right! You got a good report card to give to your parents this Christmas!

Thanks nerds!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mr. Bodazzle

“That is how my capitalist understanding of fun and joy works, yes!” he cries, like a joyous baboon.

“Can I buy this bouncy ball?”
“Can I buy that games console surrounded by lasers behind the counter for my lizard?”
“Good. Thanks. I’ll be off then.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure ball

Yes!

Buy the ball.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mr. Bodazzle

“WHAAAAAAAT?! You may, but it will cost you a terrible price. A terrible, terrible price indeed.”

“That’s fine, I have a secret wealth. Here, take a portion of it in exchange for your console.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure ball

Nice one! You bought a bouncy ball! That’ll be an adequate present for your forgettable office secret santa!

Keep talking to Mr. Bodazzle.
Lose your nerve and run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Mr. Bodazzle

“Thank you! Thank you so much! You know not what you have done, ah, thank you indeed. I will even throw in this free bouncy ball as you have helped me fulfil my pact.”

You’re really picking up steam now. Vidya Lizard will love the new console, and whoever your office secret santa is, the bouncy ball should be an adequate gift for them. Is that everything you needed on the list?

Not yet. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.
Yes, let’s get the heck out of this creepy lair and get it all wrapped up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“Hola, salty dockhands!” You say, trying to sound tattooed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

The dockhands stare at you.

“Ehhhh….. Have ye any Christmas Spirit?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

The burly seamen brighten up.

“Ay, we be Christmas smugglers. If ye need a festive thing an’ it be banned, we can bring it in on yonder dock. For a price, arr.”

Arr
Have… Ye… Any sweet ninja stuff?
Got any fake report cards?
Got any illegal doilies?
Got any mistletoe and bells?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure No Christmas Cruise

You have a quick look around for a suitable boat to get away from Christmas once and for all. Finally, you see it: The ‘No Christmas Cruise’.

Get on the boat, and bid farewell to the hated holiday called Christmas forever.
Don’t get on the accursed boat, as you love Christmas very much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“Aye. Arr.”
“Christmas smugglers, you say?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure No Christmas Cruise

The boat pulls off and starts sailing into the icy night.

Go check out the buffet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Buffet

It’s… It’s beautiful. Easter, Hanukkah, Eid and Antchrist Ascension Day foods are all laid out, perfect, ready to eat, with a big sign hanging above it that reads ‘NO CHRISTMAS PLEASE’. People mingle in attractive crowds, and not one sprig of mistletoe can be seen anywhere.
You live the rest of your life aboard this magical ship, and never again hear the jingle of a bell or the sounds of reindeer hooves on your cabin roof.

Start again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“No, aye. That be illegal, for sure, but not sufficiently festive for us. We be CHRISTMAS smugglers, ye see.”

Fair enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“Aye! Be ye a cop?”

Yes
No

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“Good! Here ye go. That’ll be one Christmas doubloon.”

OK! (Give doubloon)
Get outta town!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clickventure Bells 2

Nice. You’ve got mistletoe and bells for your boring work friends! Is that everything you needed from the list?

Not yet, let’s head back to the city!
Yes, let’s get it all wrapped up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Dockhands

“Look, wiseass, that’s the price.”

Fair enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Turkey Vulture

Tell the turkeys you will probably eat them for Christmas Dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure In Soviet Russia

The turkeys stare at you in silence as your words hang on the air. You begin to feel as though they are trying to communicate that they will in fact eat YOU.

Spooky.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Bertha

Yep, that sure is a cow, all right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Abernathy 2

“Hi there, I’m old man Abernathy, the owner of this fine farm. What can I do for you?”

What’s with the armfuls of radical ninja stuff?
Can I have some milk out of that cow?
I think your turkeys want to kill me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja Stuff

“Do you like it? I got it all from the Mall Ninja, sworn protector of the mall. I would love to give up my boring life as a farmer to become a legendary shadow warrior, like he is, but I’m afraid I just can’t get my ninja moves right.”

Would you like me to help with your sweet ninja moves?
Darn. That’s a real shame. (Leave)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Abernathy 2

“I’d love some help! I need to work on my ninjutsu, jujitsu, aido, camouflagejutsu, smoke-bomb-throwing, back-flipping and cool ninja running.”

Help him with that stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Abernathy

“Ah! I put my back out! Curse my impulsive decision to trade all my cow’s milk to a ninja for armfuls of his awesome ninja stuff.

I need a way to get rid of this ninja stuff, it’s making me sad, and if my wife finds out I put my back out trying to become a ninja again, she’ll be so mad.”

I can help you with that…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja Stuff

“Take this stuff off my hands, buddy. I need it to be gone when my wife gets here.”

Ah hell yeah. Gimme dat sweet ninja stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Ninja Stuff

Awesome work! You got a heap of cool ninja stuff for your weird brother! He’s gonna love this!

Is that everything on the list?

No, let’s keep this hot streak going!
Yes, let’s get it all wrapped up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Bertha

“Oh, I’m sorry. I traded all of Old Bertha the Cow’s Christmas Milk to the Mall Ninja in exchange for all this astounding ninja equipment you see here.”

Darn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure In Soviet Russia

“Oh, they almost certainly want to kill you, stranger.”

Oh. Ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Head Teacher

It’s your old head teacher! He looks at you with shock.

“It’s… It’s you! Last time I saw you, you were yelling and tying your report cards to large bottle rockets to launch them into High-Earth Orbit.”

Oh yeah. Oops.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Rocket

Oh yeah. You remember that now. Looks like you’ll have to make a new report card.

Attend school and do really well.
Attend school and really half-ass it.
Bail out before it’s too late.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure report card

You got a great report card to show your parents as a Christmas present! But it’s now early summer. Looks like you were going to school so hard that you missed Christmas!

Back to checkpoint

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Fail Report Card

It’s now midsummer and you’ve got an awful report card. You missed Christmas and now you have to do remedial summer school. Way to go, jackass.

Back to checkpoint

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Clickventure Win

You did it! You got all your Christmas presents in time for the big day! Your loved ones and the people you feel obligated to buy for will be so happy!

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU WON!

YOU’RE FREE!

  • Ronnie Jones

    I’m free!